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Nazeem and Aamer. My top babes of 2011. 

Get ready for a year of Boy Howdy hotness, 2012 style!

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Nazeem and Aamer. My top babes of 2011.

Get ready for a year of Boy Howdy hotness, 2012 style!

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There is something about hot Japanese rock and rollers that send me about a thousand shades of berserk. I very much wanted to include a joke I made up about ‘Konichiwa wah peddles’ but I’m way too distracted by old nimble fingers on the axe over there.  

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There is something about hot Japanese rock and rollers that send me about a thousand shades of berserk. I very much wanted to include a joke I made up about ‘Konichiwa wah peddles’ but I’m way too distracted by old nimble fingers on the axe over there.

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I am forcing myself to steer away from the babes of Tudors momentarily to bring you, Bill Hader!  A megatronic babe of the highest order. Stare at his animated facial features long enough and you’ll come undone like a chain of galvanized dominos. Waggish, whimsical, witty.  I could keep going on but I have Tudors season 3 to attend to.  It’s my televisual crack and I ain’t coming back.

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I am forcing myself to steer away from the babes of Tudors momentarily to bring you, Bill Hader! A megatronic babe of the highest order. Stare at his animated facial features long enough and you’ll come undone like a chain of galvanized dominos. Waggish, whimsical, witty. I could keep going on but I have Tudors season 3 to attend to. It’s my televisual crack and I ain’t coming back.

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There is something innately terrifying about Jonathan Rhys Meyers’ eye balls. I fear that if you were to stare into them for too long, your souls face will be beheaded, EMOTIONALLY. Fuck, even I don’t know what that means. I’ve been stuck in a Tudors k-hole for far too long.  It is my Great Matter. All I want to do is run around the neighborhood in pantaloons then spend my downtime nuzzled up to Jonathans’ clavicles like a coked up Anne Boleyn.  A girl can dream.

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There is something innately terrifying about Jonathan Rhys Meyers’ eye balls. I fear that if you were to stare into them for too long, your souls face will be beheaded, EMOTIONALLY. Fuck, even I don’t know what that means. I’ve been stuck in a Tudors k-hole for far too long. It is my Great Matter. All I want to do is run around the neighborhood in pantaloons then spend my downtime nuzzled up to Jonathans’ clavicles like a coked up Anne Boleyn. A girl can dream.

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Well drape me in ye olde get up and call me Anne Bolyen!   

I’ve only just started watching Tudors and holy hell those Graces and Kings and Emperors etc were hot hot hot. Well, at least the actors portraying them in this series are. Take Henry Cavill for instance. Historical hotness.  Even in PANTALOONS he is 100% lickable.

I just wasn’t made for these times.

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Well drape me in ye olde get up and call me Anne Bolyen!

I’ve only just started watching Tudors and holy hell those Graces and Kings and Emperors etc were hot hot hot. Well, at least the actors portraying them in this series are. Take Henry Cavill for instance. Historical hotness. Even in PANTALOONS he is 100% lickable.

I just wasn’t made for these times.

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Hey Jonathan Safran Foer, is that 11 silver spoons in your gob or are you just happy to see me? I’M HAPPY TO SEE YOU.  You wrote some of my fave books of all time and are the  literary equivalent of a sweaty Justin Timberlake bringing sexy back but with your beautiful brain and excuse me, I need a lie down.

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Hey Jonathan Safran Foer, is that 11 silver spoons in your gob or are you just happy to see me? I’M HAPPY TO SEE YOU. You wrote some of my fave books of all time and are the literary equivalent of a sweaty Justin Timberlake bringing sexy back but with your beautiful brain and excuse me, I need a lie down.

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Kevin Spacey’s face.  A pillow for your eyeballs.

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Kevin Spacey’s face. A pillow for your eyeballs.

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Neil Finn compares to you.

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Neil Finn compares to you.

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I prefer to freak out on the vibes of The Judah Bauer Vagina Explosion, but that’s just me.

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I prefer to freak out on the vibes of The Judah Bauer Vagina Explosion, but that’s just me.

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More often than not, I’ll be thinking about Richard Dreyfuss. It’s a lifestyle choice and I’m quite comfortable with it. I use Jaws era Richie as kind of holiday accommodation and Close Encounters Richie as more of a base. Do drop by.

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More often than not, I’ll be thinking about Richard Dreyfuss. It’s a lifestyle choice and I’m quite comfortable with it. I use Jaws era Richie as kind of holiday accommodation and Close Encounters Richie as more of a base. Do drop by.

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