Boy Howdy!
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This is like a very sexy, adults only version of the opening sequence to The Brady Bunch.  Oh, to be a slutty ‘Alice’ in this story of 4 men living all together, all alone…..
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This is like a very sexy, adults only version of the opening sequence to The Brady Bunch.  Oh, to be a slutty ‘Alice’ in this story of 4 men living all together, all alone…..

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Robert Downey Jr. & James Spader in Less Than Zero
(via bohemea)
DOUBLE YES.

Robert Downey Jr. & James Spader in Less Than Zero

(via bohemea)

DOUBLE YES.

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Keller & Beecher
(via bohemea)
YES.

Keller & Beecher

(via bohemea)

YES.

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There’s eye-rolling ecstasy, the bacchanalian loss of self where they’re ready to tear up the trees, the grapes are being ripped from the vines, animals are being strewn across the forest. I think the roots of misogyny are in the unity women have with universal forces when they come. Men go, ‘What are they doing?’ They become goddesses with oceanic pleasure that looks like it may never end and could devour us.

Russell Brand on the wonders of fucking a woman.  I think I just became a bit impregnated.

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Glorious on one level. An incredible spectacle. But on another level I thought the fact that this fashion show exists on our planet during the current ecological and economical troubles, it’s like visiting someone with cancer and finding them having a facelift. Stop the madness.

Russell Brand when asked his thoughts on the Galliano show he attended with new squeeze Katy ‘vomit’ Perry. 

Sigh.

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I imagine this is what you would see were you to watch The Grudge high on E. 
Sign me up.
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I imagine this is what you would see were you to watch The Grudge high on E. 

Sign me up.

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“Captain Dominic James ran out of options as his plane - carrying a critically ill woman and four others - was running out of fuel near Norfolk Island.
In the dark and facing a 1.5-metre swell, he brought the Westwind jet down and ditched in the sea.
As the jet sank, the passengers - the patient, her husband, two medical crew and the two pilots - clung to each other for 90 minutes in the water before they were rescued by a boat.” - The Age 19/11/09.
BABE OF THE YEAR.
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“Captain Dominic James ran out of options as his plane - carrying a critically ill woman and four others - was running out of fuel near Norfolk Island.

In the dark and facing a 1.5-metre swell, he brought the Westwind jet down and ditched in the sea.

As the jet sank, the passengers - the patient, her husband, two medical crew and the two pilots - clung to each other for 90 minutes in the water before they were rescued by a boat.” - The Age 19/11/09.

BABE OF THE YEAR.

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I would definitely cruise Viagra Falls with Mr. Al Pacino.
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I would definitely cruise Viagra Falls with Mr. Al Pacino.

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(Mail Online)
Well, hello there, Simon-Cowell-in-1980. Care to put on some Racey and have a shuffle? I’ve got some TAB in the fridge.

(Mail Online)

Well, hello there, Simon-Cowell-in-1980. Care to put on some Racey and have a shuffle? I’ve got some TAB in the fridge.

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[insert revolting metaphor about Joel McHale involving phrases like “his soup” and “sup on” and “any day” and “I would”]

[insert revolting metaphor about Joel McHale involving phrases like “his soup” and “sup on” and “any day” and “I would”]